[Isyung HR] and the winner is… Madam Pick-up lines!

Ano pa nga ba, e talbog ang PNoy banat sa explosive na pick-up at taray lines ni Senator Miriam Santiago sa isang forum tungkol sa RH Bill sa University of the Philippines. Pinatunayan nanaman ni Madam na newsmaker talaga siya. What comes out from her mouth will surely land sa headlines.

Pati nga ang forum on RH Bill na dapat sanang lead paragraph ng mga balita ay naging side event na lang. Hahaha! 🙂

“Sana cardiologist ka na lang, para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”

“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko ang simula: U N I.”

“When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”

“Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan. Kasi someone like you is hard to find.”

Ang tindi ng hits ng video uploaded sa Youtube na umabot na sa hundred thousands. Even the news articles online ay shared and recommended sa FB at twitter in a very tremendous number of times. She indeed never failed to amuse the public.

Tinanong natin ang ilan sa mga nakapanood ng kanyang celebrated at patok sa takilyang pick-up lines at eto ang reaksiyong nasagap ng ating mokong survey:

“Ang galling-galing blockbuster talaga! Uulit-ulitin mong panoorin!”

“Kilig ako sa kanya! Ang ganda-ganda ni Miriam! Sana ako din!”

“I love you Miriam! We want more!”

“Best comedian! Pinagsamang Aiai at Eugene!”

“Astig! She rocks!”

“Tabon na tabon ang RH Bill!”

Para sa inyo alin ang mas patok na banat?

PNoy: “May nagtanong ho kasi sa akin e—sabi niya, ‘Kumusta lovelife mo?’ Kaya ang sabi ko po sa kanya, ‘A, parang Coca-Cola.’ So sabi ngayon ng tao, ‘Hindi ko yata maintindihan.’ Kako, ‘Coca-Cola, ‘nung araw regular, naging light, ngayon zero,”

Miriam: “When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”

Shamcey: “If I would have to change my religious beliefs, I would not marry the person that I love. Because the first person that I love is God, who created me. I have my faith and my principles, and this is what makes me who I am. If the person loves me, he’ll love my God too.”

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Hindi rin pinalagpas ni Madam ang pagbuga ng lawayistic misiles maging sa pagkapanalo ni Miss. Universe  3rd runner up Shamcey Supsup, “I’m going to file a protest if possible… if there’s a legal remedy I don’t think that it might be taken as lacking in sportsmanship,” Santiago told reporters in an interview. “…I’m better as a senator than as a beauty consultant…I lied.” dagdag pa ni Madam dahil sa hindi daw tumama ang hula niya.

Mokong: akala ko better as Madam pick-up lines:)

Napagalaman natin sa Mokongleaks na edited daw pala ang nasabing statement. It supposed to go like this, “I’m going to file a protest if possible… if there’s a legal remedy I don’t think that it might be taken as lacking in sportsmanship, I am better as Senator than President, nadadaya kasi ako palagi sa eleksiyon.”

Gayundin naman at humabol din si Pangalawang Pangulong Binay, ayon pa sa kanya…
“Her representation of the beauty of the Filipino people in the pageant adds to our national pride, and her victory serves to solidify our status as a beautiful country rich in natural resources, and populated by hospitable, beautiful and intelligent people,” he said.

“Are you referring to me?” Miriam asked, “kasi someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”

Mokong: hindi po madam,the vice president was referring to our mountains rich in natural resources and minerals, kaya ipamimina ng pamahalaan.

Last September 16, 2011 ay inalala ang 20th year anniversary of the Termination of RP-US Bases treaty, kaya naman tinanong natin ang mga nagsipagdalo kung ano ang usong pick-up lines 20 years ago.

Una sa mga nagpadala ng kanyang sagot ay ang superstar na si Nora Aunor, “My brother is not a pig!” the superstar said in a statement.

Pero most of the participants remembered the pick-up line, “Imperialismo Ibagsak!”

Indeed matindi pala talaga ang underlying current sa competition sa pagbubulalas ng pinaka-magaling na pick-up lines.

Pero ayon sa mga Mokong experts the Boy pick-up awards goes to the undefeated former President Gloria Arroyo’s pick-up line “Hello Garci!” and “I am sorry…”

Mokong lang po!:)

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