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[Isyung HR] State of the Mokong Address
State of the Mokong Address
Babala: ang inyong mababasa ay pawang mga opinyon lamang, kathang isip at katuwaan. Ang mapikon… Mokong nga e.
Maraming salamat po. Maupo ho tayong lahat.
Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile; Speaker Feliciano Belmonte; Bise Presidente Jejomar Binay; mga dating Pangulong Fidel Valdez Ramos at Joseph Ejercito Estrada; ang ating mga kagalang-galang na mahistrado ng Korte Suprema; mga kagalang-galang na kagawad ng kalipunang diplomatiko; mga kagalang-galang na miyembro ng Kamara de Representante at ng Senado; mga pinuno ng pamahalaang lokal; mga miyembro ng ating Gabinete; mga unipormadong kasapi ng militar at kapulisan; mga kapwa kong nagseserbisyo sa taumbayan; at, siyempre, sa akin pong mga boss, magandang hapon po sa inyong lahat.
Mokong: Maraming salamat po. Maupo ho tayong lahat.
Walang tumalima, kasi wala naman palang nakatayo.
Mokong: Senate President Gusto ko Happy ka, haping-hapi ako sa ‘yo. Speaker Sonny “Cha-Cha” Belmonte, mga dating pangulong “Philippines 2000” at “Erap para sa mahirap”; ang ating mga His/Her Excellency sa diplomatic community, mga pork barrel recipient, mga human rights violators at sa aking pong mga boss, magandang hapon po sa inyong lahat.
Ito po ang aking ikatlong SONA, at parang kailan lang nang nagsimula tayong mangarap. Parang kailan lang nang sabay-sabay tayong nagpasyang tahakin ang tuwid na daan. Parang kailan lang nang sinimulan nating iwaksi ang wang-wang, hindi lamang sa kalsada kundi sa sistemang panlipunan.
Dalawang taon na ang nakalipas mula nang sinabi ninyo, “Sawa na kami sa korupsyon; sawa na kami sa kahirapan.” Oras na upang ibalik ang isang pamahalaang tunay na kakampi ng taumbayan.
Mokong: Ito po ang aking ikatlong SONA at wala pa rin akong balak maglabas ng National Human Rights Action Plan (NHRAP), at parang kailan lang nang sabay-sabay tayong nagpasyang tahakin ang tuwid na daang para lamang sa iilan. Parang kailan lang nang sinimulan nating iwaksi ang wang-wang, hindi lamang sa kalsada kundi sa sistemang panlipunan.
Dalawang taon na ang nakalipas nang sinabi ninyo, “Sawa na kami sa korupsiyon; sawa na kami sa kahirapan.”
Taong kamukongan: (sumingit) Mokong highness sinabi rin po namin, sawa na kami sa Impunity!
Mokong: Oras na upang ibalik ang isang pamahalaang kakampi ng taumbayan.
Taong Kamukongan: Bakit san ka pupunta? Are you going to resign and let the kamukongan people reign?
Gaya ng marami sa inyo, namulat ako sa panggigipit ng makapangyarihan. Labindalawang-taong gulang po ako nang idineklara ang Batas Militar. Bumaliktad ang aming mundo: Pitong taon at pitong buwang ipiniit ang aking ama; tatlong taong napilitang mangibang-bansa ang aking pamilya; naging saksi ako sa pagdurusa ng marami dahil sa diktadurya. Dito napanday ang aking prinsipyo: Kung may inaagrabyado’t ninanakawan ng karapatan, siya ang kakampihan ko. Kung may abusadong mapang-api, siya ang lalabanan ko. Kung may makita akong mali sa sistema, tungkulin kong itama ito.
Mokong: Gaya ng marami sa inyo, namulat ako sa panggigipit ng makapangyarihan. Labindalawang-taong gulang po ako nang idineklara ang Batas Militar. Bumaliktad ang aming mundo: Pitong taon at pitong buwang ipiniit ang aking ama kaya hindi ako nagpapalaya ng political prisoners ngayon; tatlong taong napilitang mangibang-bansa ang aking pamilya kaya wala akong banggit ngayon hinggil sa OFW; naging saksi ako sa pagdurusa ng marami dahil sa diktadurya kaya hindi naipasa ang Compensation for all victims of Martial Law. Dito napanday ang aking prinsipyo: Kung may inaagrabyado’t ninanakawan ng karapatan, siya ang kakampihan ko kaya nga wala akong NHRAP. Kung may abusadong mapang-api, siya ang lalabanan ko kaya wala pang napaparusahan na human rights violators. Kung may makita akong mali sa sistema, tungkulin kong itama ito kaya nga may impunity.
Matagal nang tapos ang Batas Militar. Tinanong tayo noon, “Kung hindi tayo, sino pa?” at “Kung hindi ngayon, kailan pa?” Ang nagkakaisang tugon natin: tayo at ngayon na. Ang demokrasyang ninakaw gamit ang paniniil at karahasan, nabawi natin sa mapayapang paraan; matagumpay nating pinag-alab ang liwanag mula sa pinakamadilim na kabanata ng ating kasaysayan.
Ngunit huwag po nating kalimutan ang pinag-ugatan ng Batas Militar: Kinasangkapan ng diktador ang Saligang Batas upang manatili sa kapangyarihan. At hanggang ngayon, tuloy pa rin ang banggaan sa pagitan ng gusto ng sistemang parehas, laban sa mga nagnanais magpatuloy ng panlalamang.
Matagal nang tapos ang Batas Militar kaya matagal nang walang hustisya sa mga biktima. Tinanong tayo noon, “Kung hindi tayo, sino pa?” at “Kung hindi ngayon, kailan pa?” kalian pa maipapasa ang batas para sa kumpensasyon? Ang nagkakaisang tugon natin: tayo at ngayon na. Ang demokrasyang ninakaw gamit ang paniniil at karahasan, nabawi natin sa mapayapang paraan; matagumpay nating pinag-alab ang liwanag mula sa pinakamadilim na kabanata ng ating kasaysayan, kaya naman nakabalik na ang mga Marcos sa mahahalagang pusisyon sa gobyrno.
Ngunit huwag po nating kalimutan ang pinag-ugatan ng Batas Militar: Kinasangkapan ng diktador ang Saligang Batas upang manatili sa kapangyarihan at kasama pa noon ang ilang nasa senado at kongreso. At hanggang ngayon, tuloy pa rin ang banggaan sa pagitan ng gusto ng sistemang parehas, laban sa mga nagnanais magpatuloy ng panlalamang.
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Isyung HR sa “Tulfo – Santiago Thrilla in NAIA” by Mokong
Isyung HR sa “Tulfo – Santiago Thrilla in NAIA”
Amusing thing about the “Tulfo – Santiago thrilla in Naia” ay ang nagsambulat na mga isyung that really matters.
1. Consumer/customers’ Rights – Ano nga kaya ang dahilan ng offloading ng mga bagahe? Over loading ba o over profiteering? Over na ang bad experiences ng mga costumers sa over na Airlines na ito. OVER WAH!
2. Security – Maari ka palang atakihin ng ganun-ganun na lang sa loob ng supposedly secured place like the airport. In fact hanggang ngayon ay wala pang maipakitang paliwanag ang airport security hinggil sa biglaang pagkawala ng tatlong (3) muslim scholars.
3. Privacy – karapatan ng bawat isa ang privacy. Pero nag-artista ka and nagsisisigaw ka sa public paano mo ngayon ilalaban ang privacy. Pwede do it in private!
4. Workers rights – barking at the wrong tree ika nga. It’s a management problem so dapat lang na talakan ang management ng airlines and hindi ang maliliit na empleyado. Mali naman talaga ang offloading nang ‘di ka nakunsulta man lang, pero mali naman na manlait ng kapwa.
5. Women’s rights – black belter o red belter ka man wala kang karapatang pisikalin ang isang babae (o kahit na sino). Kahit na belter din siya kung tumalak.
6. Children’s rights – traumatic. Traumatic sa mga bata ang pinaggagawa ng matatanda.
7. Elderly – dapat hindi naman pinapatulan ang matatanda. Sige pwede na rin ang mga walang pinagkatandaan. Isama na rin ang akala ay hindi pa siya matanda kung maghamon.
8. Right to life -Tapos heto pa. Lumala pa nang ang Right to life na ang pagbantaan ng mga Tulfo brothers. Tsk! Tsk! At live TV. Writ of Amparo now!
9. Media ethics- self regulation. TV5 management suspended the Tulfos.
10. Press Freedom – Bigla naman to the rescue and doing their job ang MTRCB. Oooops…
“Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference, and impart information and ideas through any media regardless of frontiers” UDHR article 19
MTRCB’s suspension of the television program “T3 Kapatid Sagot Kita,” pagsikil sa Press Freedom? What do you think?
- Guess who won online poll on Naia brawlers (technology.inquirer.net)
- TV5 asks CA to stop MTRCB suspension of Tulfo brods (entertainment.inquirer.net)
- TV 5 suspends Tulfo brothers after threats to Raymart Santiago, Claudine Barretto (entertainment.inquirer.net)
- MTRCB finds probable cause vs Tulfo brothers’ TV show (newsinfo.inquirer.net)
- How I raised the Tulfo brothers (newsinfo.inquirer.net)
- Brats from hell terrorize sets of major studios (entertainment.inquirer.net)
- 3 Tulfos suspended; Mon takes over (newsinfo.inquirer.net)
- Mon Tulfo and Raymart Santiago in Fist Fight at NAIA Terminal 3 (Video) (celebs.gather.com)
- Face Off With Mon Tulfo and Raymart Santiago On TV Patrol For The NAIA Fist Fight Incident Video! (entervrexworld.wordpress.com)
- Ramon Tulfo files raps vs Santiago, Barretto over airport brawl (entertainment.inquirer.net)
[Isyung HR] Noynoying or not?
[Isyung HR] Noynoying or not?
Activist group AnakBayan introduced another way to protest in town, ‘Noynoying’. Nung una, binalewala lang ito ng Malakanyang at sinabing propaganda lang at hindi dapat pinapansin. Bandang huli narealized ng Malakanyang na doing nothing about it is an act of ‘noynoying’ itself. Hahaha!
Don’t just stand there, do something or be charged as ‘noynoying’!
Ginamit ang ‘noynoying’ to protest against inaction of the government sa patuloy na rumaragasang pagtaas ng presyo ng langis. To contribute sa pag-validate ng applicability ng noynoying sa iba pang issues, let’s to enumerate some of the human rights issues. Is the Government ‘noynoying’ or not? Let’s see…
Extra judicial killings, noynoying or not?
Enforced Disappearance, noynoying or not?
Media killings, noynoying or not?
Martial Law Victims Compensation Act, Human Rights Action Plan, Mining, Illegitimate Debt, noynoying or not?
Maiihelera na natin ang ‘noynoying’ ngayon sa mga ‘political terms’ o kaya ‘name callings’ or whatever.
1. Trapo – Traditional Politician
2. Imeldific – ostentatious extravagance
3. Brenda or Brendamage – brain damage
4. Bukol, S.O.P at Pabaon
5. Ma-ku-Cocoy Tulawie ka – threat of being incarcerated for defending human rights in Sulo
6. Wang-wang – mga pagmamalabis
7. Wah! – ask Senator Meriam about this
Mokong: Ok mga mokong at mokang, use noynoying in a sentence? Comment na!
ISYUNG HR: The right to “ Wha!” and the right to cover your ears!
ISYUNG HR: The right to “ Wha!” and the right to cover your ears!
Kahit hindi ka mahilig sa current events, kaya kang abutin ng bagong salitang pinasikat nanaman ni Sen. Meriam. “Wha!” ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin nito? Ano nga kaya ang pagkakaintindi ng madlang pipol dito? Let’s try this in a social experiment…
Hinggil ito sa pagtatakip ng tenga ni Private Prosecutor Lawyer Vitaliano Aguirre habang nagpupulandit ang laway ni Sen Meriam ng mga “Gago” etc.
The right to expression or freedom of expression… ito nga ba ang maaring idahilan ng magkabilang panig?
Mahirap naman daw pagpaliwanangin pa ang bawat isa. So let’s say walang pali-paliwanag, kanino ka kakampi sa dalawang ito? Kailangan pa bang imemorize ‘yan? Katuwaan lang po… pindutin na ‘yan!
SINO sa dalawa ang tama? Sen Meriam o Atty. Aguirre? Express your Wah or cover your ears…
[Isyung HR] Para kang Impeachment…Baket? Baket? Nakakainit ka kasi ng ulo!
Isyung HR: Para kang Impeachment…Baket? Baket? Nakakainit ka kasi ng ulo!
Missed ko na ang mga pick-up lines ni Madam. Palagi na lang kasing pang hypertension ang eksena niya these past few days. It seems that it’s less fun to have impeachment in the Philippines especially with prosecutors that we have. Hmp!
We can’t blame them to take the impeachment seriously, it’s their job anyway, and it’s supposed to be for the people, for the country (saying this while hands on the chest) pero for mokongs mukhang the impeachment trial only exposes how vast ang kamokongan nilang lahat. Hahaha!
Imagine Senator Meriam uses her pick-up lines to our on spotlight prosecutors and defense teams.
Sen Meriam: Prosecutor ka ba? (Addressing to head prosecutor Tupaz)
Tupaz: Yes your honor baket baket?
Sen Meriam: Hindi halata a.
[The senator judges would cheer.] wooohhh!
Sen Meriam: Sana macho dancer ka na lang
Tupaz: Baket baket
Sen Meriam: Para hindi sayang pag-iinit ng dugo ko sa inyo!
[The senator judges remain quiet except for somebody from the audience. Guess who?] woowoot.
Sen Meriam: What the F_ck is wrong with you? Sinubukan ka ba i-abort ng nanay mo? Bakit nagkaganyan takbo ng utak mo?
Sen Meriam: “Kapag nagkabentahan ng utak, malaki ang kikitain mo sa utak mo”
Sen Meriam: “oo,kasi hindi mo man lang nagagamit eh,bagong bago pa rin”
Sen Meriam: (to Sen Lapid) Para kang nanggaling sa giyera?
Sen Lapid: Baket?
Sen Meriam: Duguan ka kasi… Nose bleed!
Isang Governor sa isang probinsiya sa Mindanao ang nagpower trip. Using all his available resources and might to implicate a human rights defender to a bombing incident. Madami pang mga katulad ng HRD na ito ang naglalakas ng loob to defend the people against sa mga trapo at aabusadong violators of human rights.
Ganyan daw madalas, kapag hindi mahuli ang tunay na may sala, ang mga HRDs na open sa pagtuligsa sa pamamalakad ang ididiin.
According to a press statement issued by the DOT “The Tawi-Tawi incident is considered unfortunate and could have been avoided had the visitors taken necessary precautions many European tourists usually take in heed of these advisories.” O sisihin ba naman ang mga turista.
A mokong proposed that DOT slogan be changed into “It’s more fun in the Philippines except in areas where kidnappers operate.” Kahit mahaba atleast tourists are warned. Hahaha!
Lovelife of PNoy again hits the headline like Ondoy and Impeachment. A mokong friend commented it’s like seeing aswang daw during elections. Pampalamig daw ng ulo. Pampakalma ng hysteria. Effective! Hahaha!
Pag tinanong mo na daw ngayon si PNoy “How’s your lovelife?” PNoy would answer “Wow, maganda and It’s more fun now.”
Mokong of the world unite! Occupy their brains!
[Isyung HR] GrrrrrrrrEEEEEED!
by Mokong Perspective
Kung Hei Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New Year! Yes, I will join the band wagon of happy Chinese new year celebration greetings. Greetings lang naman can’t afford to join the buying of lucky charms and feng sui items for the celebration. Hehehe! And also, just can’t ignore the most talked about year of the water dragon and the good lucks and bad lucks that come with it. It’s better than the “end of the world” paranoia. Hahaha!
Usong-uso nanaman ang mga horoscope at feng shui. Lucky charms and tikoys. Siyempre hindi naman ito bago sa ‘tin at hindi rin off para sa mga Pinoys. Kung paanong tayo ay may halo-halong pamahiin at paniniwala na dinala sa atin ng mga sumakop na mga dayuhan kaya no wonder we adapt effortless.
Our mokong team invited a mokong expert to give us some mokong lucky and not so lucky tips for 2012 or the year of the water dragon and things to do to make kontra the malas. We are addressing these tips siyempre pa sa ating mga masusuwerteng business tycoons.
Here is our Mokong’s fearless HRScope…
According to this mokong expert this year is going to be a transformational life-changing year! It’s a good year to improve oneself, take calculated risks and to build wealth. The year 2012 holds much promise and a major transition is in store for everyone. Whether it turns extremely good or really bad, depends on how a person rides the mighty dragon.
Mokong: Paano nga kaya sumakay sa isang dragon? Senator Judge Panday knows.
Hindi ba’t nang maimbento ata ang salitang swerte ay ang mga pulitikong ito ang agad na nakaalam at nakasalo. Akalain mong 2012 is a good year for them to improve… their wealth!
Good year din daw ang year na ito for business dragons like Lucio Tan and Henry Sy. But again, according to Chinese forecast, whether it turns extremely good or really bad, depends on how a person rides the mighty dragon.
Mokong: Maaring hindi man sila swerte pero alam naman nila ang pangontra sa malas.
Mokong na expert: Lucio Tan will attract luck because buwaya looks like a dragon. But take extra caution on declaring na lugi negosyo, baka magkatotoo, don’t tell a lie, ‘wag mag-deny. Para naman sa mga manggagawa ng PAL. You may not be as lucky as Lucio Tan, but you are the mighty dragon in the forecast na, “…whether it turns extremely good or really bad, depends on how a person rides the mighty dragon.” Pahabol sa mga sasakay ng PAL, remember water dragon… baka sa water kayo pulutin.
Mokong: Buti na lang boycott ako sa PAL! Hehehe!
Mokong na expert: Henry Sy will see. Gold from green equals GREED. Cutting trees will bring you malas. Sige ka SM baguio will slide down the slope if trees will be cut. Maswerte sayo ang kulay na gold, but the water dragon will send you water kung ipapuputol mo ang mga puno.
Mokong na expert: Pahabol sa dalawang Chinese, what is common among the two? Besides being Chinese.
Mokong: Greed ba ‘yan?
Imagine playing Pinoy henyo. The secret word will be “GREED” and the contestants will be asking…
Contestant1: Hayop ba to?
Contestant2: Oo. Oo!
Contestant1: Sa hangin?
Contestant2: Pwede! Pwede!
Contestant1: Sa lupa?
Contestant2: Pwede! Pwede!
Contestant1: Lucio Tan! Henry Sy?
Contestant2: Oo! Oo!
Pero hindi pa titigil ang orasan…
- What if a famous tagline means something else? (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] The mokong year that was 2011 (hronlineph.com)
- [Isyung HR] It’s funnier for Mokongs in the Philippines (hronlineph.com)
- [Isyung HR] Metro Mokong Film Festival (hronlineph.com)
- The mokong year that was 2011 (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Metro Mokong Film Festival (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- HRonlinePH’s Pindoteros Awards (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- Year of the Dragon (apostcardaday.blogspot.com)
- Happy Dragons (hieronymous.net)
- Chinese New Year Offers Hope and Prosperity in Year of the Dragon (lissnup.wordpress.com)
- The Year of the Dragon (murcha.wordpress.com)
- Starbucks Singapore CNY Promo Gift: Free Dragon Tumbler (theodmgroup.com)
[Isyung HR] It’s funnier for Mokongs in the Philippines
It’s funnier for Mokongs in the Philippines
On the positive side, after the DOT released their “It’s more fun in the Philippines” campaign, It has effectively moved a good number of our netizens into action. My fb friends on one side started having fun in participating by posting their contribution to promote the campaign. On one side, others are having fun posting critical and sarcastic versions using the campaign in expressing their discontent.
We can’t deny, the campaign reached its objective on utilizing the online for its popularization, the fun way. It has effectively stirred debates and discussion. In its early stage it has and is serving its purpose satisfactorily.
It is too effective that we can’t also help but give our Mokong version. Kahit anong pigil nanggigigil ang aking mga mokong na daliri na pumindot at sumali.
Mokong Perspective welcomes “It’s more fun in the Philippines” campaign DOT effort. Ngunit, subalit, datapwat mainam, while DOT may have done a good job on the aspects of boosting the promotion the Philippine tourism industry, which is too early to judge, we can’t help but worry that just like other tourism campaigns, our government tend to ignore and cover –up the realities that are making it not too fun in the Philippines.
For mokong purposes, it will be more fun in the Philippines, if…
PNoy will start the year with a clear human rights action plan. It will be more fun if there will be resolutions for human rights violations cases, It’s really great fun breaking impunity. It’s definitely fun to have a clear policy against mining. It’s fun to stop contractualization. It’s fun in the Philippines if killings of journalists and human rights defenders will stop. It’s fun to have the FOI bill enacted, and many more…
The government must look into these issues or mokongs will have to post a counter proposal changing it into “It’s funnier in the Philippines!”
IMPUNITY, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
Human Rights violators were getting awards instead of punishment. In some cases they are now good in invoking their rights and fear for their lives.
Where rebels and activists were charged of common crimes and perpetrators of massacre charged of rebellion.
GREED, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
Large scale mining companies, illegal loggers and business tycoons washed their hands from disasters and contractualizations and blamed it to Filipinos. So it’s more fun to mine Philippines.
Government agencies like the MGB and DOLE became spokespersons for businesses.
Thousands of workers not heard.
Salaries are lower, unions are busted.
DEMOCRACY, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
There are more than 300 political prisoners languishing in jails.
Corrupt politicians get elected.
JUSTICE SYSTEM, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
Thousands waited in detention for years for verdict on crimes charged to them. Government claims that our detention facilities are not ready for international scrutiny.
Where foreigners charged of rape and other crimes, the powerful and rich were exempted from suffering congestion and harsh conditions of jails.
ENFORCED DISAPPEARANCE, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
For a nation known for its victory against dictatorship and tyranny, for more than a decade now, our policy makers failed to enact an anti-enforced disappearance law.
TORTURE, It’s funnier in the Philippines!
Suspected perpetrators of torture were transferred and given new assignments somewhere else while victims seemed being punished for getting the burden of proof on their shoulders.
A policeman charged of torture was allowed to teach in a police academy.
These are just few among the so many possible reasons why we can definitely attract tourist and boost foreign investments. It’s funnier here.
If you don’t find this article funny, that’s the point.
[Isyung HR] The mokong year that was 2011
Let’s stop for a while, look back and listen mokongly to the stories of 2011 and we’ll see na maraming kamokongan took place that made our light moments satisfactorily, exemplary, extra ordinary and funny.
I picked some of them based on my mokong judgement. Here they are in no particular order.
I invoke my right to self incrimination
Actually “I invoke my right to self incrimination” is my quote of the year. Try using this to people who ask you questions you don’t want to answer and you’ll definitely piss the person out.
There was this student who answered the same during a recitation exam and he succeeded in getting the reply he deserves.
And remember to do it unli.
News worthy ang dating, especially when he compared it to coke lights. Besides media na affected by this one liner of his, the coke competitor pepsi was also pushed to resbak by launching it’s own advertisement that went something like “turn your Zero lovelife to Maxx. I heard Pepsi even considered getting GMA to deliver their version but they changed their mind. Imagine GMA saying “turn your zero lovelife to maxx,” with braces in her neck.
Because of this PNoy has earned the respect of Boy Pick-up and he definitely showed the mokong republic that he deserves to be our mokong president.
Queen of pick up lines
Hindi naman nagpatalo ang ating Senadora. She stole the mokong limelight from PNoy’s one-liner when she answered back with lots of pick-up lines every time she delivers her speech in almost all occasions.
Because of this, Party Clowns and Comedians feared that they have to change their gimmicks before they have their jobs enforcedly disappeared. They considered running for Senator this coming election or for President. Imagine Miting De Abanse will no longer be as boring as usual. We’ll have politicos throwing pick up lines to each other instead of muds and blackprops.
Mokong Candidate1: Presidente ka ba?
Mokong Candidate2: Hindi. Baket?
Mokong Candidate1: Zero kasi lovelife mo e.
Now that Senator Defensor has been chosen as ICC judge, will she still bring her pick-up lines with her?
GMA’s Mug Shot
According to GMA detractors, Karma has brought upon her what she deserves. Although it came a little late, at least It came before 2011 ends.
According to her supporters, if this is karma, then PNoy will have his karma too. And include De Lima.
Oo nga no, following this logic, mokong din pala ang karma. Ang basurang itinapon mo ay babalik din sa ‘yo. Kaya pala nakakarma tayo, kasi we get who we vote for.
GMA arrest was like a circus in town. A circus in NAIA to be exact. GMA camp tried to win sympathy by pushing it so hard for GMA to fly out of the country for medication purposes. Complete with costumes and props, the scene in the airport became media ops. Even her mugshot became one of the most talked about mokong photos of 2011.
In her room in Veterans Hospital, there was a mokong info na she planned to do planking to protest for her arrest kaya lang she was not allowed to have communications gadgets inside, na sana she will use to post her photos sa FB niya.
Vote for your Mokong Photo of the Year,
Palaparan fears for his life
Bida naman ang kontradiksiyon sa mga nangyari kay Palparan. Like the hunter became the hunted.
Palparan should have been out of the country before Lacson and Ramona Revilla. Hindi na tuloy siya nakalusot sa airport.
Palparan should have won the election e di sana may immunity siya.
Palparan shoul have seen this coming e di sana nakapaghanda siya.
He should have listened to GMAnetwork’s campaign “Magplano, Magsiguro, Makibalita, I’m Ready”.
Palparan feared for his life, meaning insecure? So thats the reason why he had a security agency as his business.
He tried them all but he failed except for his alleged expertise that is making people involuntarily disappeared. He applied this to himself. But he wants it this way unlike Karen and the other alleged victims.
He’s not a butcher. Sabi nga ng kanyang mga Military supporters. This made me recall a famous line in a movie. The title: Minsan may isang Gamul-gamol. And the lead actor will be a retired General saying, “Our brother is not a butcher!”
Palaparan fears for his life. Kaya pala there are allegations why he kills people he suspect of being enemies of the state, kesa naman maunahan siya.
What’s the best mokong way to escape prosecution?
2011 was like hell both for PALEA members, PAL owner Lucio Tan and PAL customers.
Lucio Tan was complaining that because of the workers’ protest his PALdong bulsa was affected very much. PALEA members were saying that Tan was lying, according to them PALdo pa rin siya with his other businesses unlike the workers na wala nang naPALang mabuti sa kanya.
The public was divided into whose side to go with. Sino nga ba ang problema?
SC spokesperson gender in question
Nang gawing issue ang gender ni SC spokesperson Midas Marques, nagpista ang mga mokong. As if they have been waiting for this to compete with Piolo Pascual. Hahaha!
Does being gay matter to be the SC spokesperson?
Wanted Lolong and other crocs
Let me reveal another Mokong Leaks. According to an A1 information by our mokong informant working with the administration, there is a secret operation called “OPLAN CROC 2011” that aims to capture all the crocs in the country by hook or by crock in 2011.
Be the first to see the poster that the government supposed to release this year but they decided to keep it confidential. Again this is an A1 Mokong Info.
So who’s your Mokong of the Year for 2011? cast your votes now!
Note: This is a Mokong article only.
- The Mokong survey: from zero to max (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] Mga Mokong banat and pick-up lines 2011
Usong uso ang pamatay na pick-up lines nitong 2011. Kaya naman sumubok ang ilang mga Mokong at Mokang to draft their own bilang pamaskong handog…eto ang Mokong banat and pick-up lines, one more time…
Mokang: (to Palparan) Lakwatsero ka ba?
Palparan: Bakit? Kasi hanggang sa panaginip mo nakakarating ako.
Mokang: Hindi. Hindi ka kasi mahuli-huli e.
Rights groups: (to Palparan) Sana ulan ka at lupa na lang ako.
Palparan: Bakit? Para kahit gaano kalakas ang patak ko, sa iyo pa rin ang bagsak ko? Hehehe.
Rights groups: Hindi. Para kahit makatakas ka at makalipad, sa kin pa rin ang bagsak mo at nang mapakulong kita. Hehehe!
Palparan: Hindi naman ako tubig. Pero bakit sila uhaw sa ‘kin?
Mokong: Hindi kami uhaw sa ‘yo. Uhaw kami sa hustisya!
Mokong: (to PNoy)May kakambal ka ba?
PNoy: Wala. Bakit? Kasi I’m in your heart, yet I’m in your mind.
Mokong: Buti na lang wala kang kakambal. Hahaha!
Biktima ng Sendong: (to illegal loggers) Maghanda ka na ng salbabida…
Illegal loggers: Kasi lulunurin mo ako sa pagmamahal mo.
Biktima ng Sendong: Hindi. Lulunurin kita sa baha!
Biktima: (to all greedy businessmen) Bagyo ka ba?
Biktima: Kasi the moment you left my area of responsibility,
You leave my life in the state of calamity
Mokang: (to PNoy) Tuwid na daan ka ba?
PNoy: Oo naman. Kaya nga diretso tayo sa pag-unlad at pagbabago.
Mokang: Oo nga tuwid na daan na may flash flood ng problema.
PALEA: (to Lucio Tan) Para kang tindero ng sigarilyo…
Lucio Tan: Bakit? I give you “HOPE”
PALEA: Hindi. You are our misFORTUNE
Biktima ng HRVs: (to GMA) Lumiliit ka yata?
GMA: Bakit? Dati kasi lampas ulo mo ko, ngayon nasa puso mo na ko?
Biktima: Hindi. Dati hindi ka maikulong, ngayon ang dali mong pagkasyahin sa kulungan.
Hanggang dito muna ulit. Maligayang Pasko po!:):):)
[Isyung HR] Metro Mokong Film Festival
Napuna lang ng mokong kong isip, pwede pala talagang magsama ang showbiz at pulitika. The world of politics is indeed a stage. Try mo to…
Illegal logging, sinisi ni Sec Paje ng DENR sa flashflood sa CDO.
Paano kung tanungin siya ng mga biktima nang ganito…
Biktima: “Once, Twice, Three times? Gaano kadalas ang ganitong trahedya?”
Sec. Raje: “I don’t know! I’ve lost track! Masyado nang madami.”
Original from the movie Gaano Kadalas ang Minsan?
Hilda Koronel: “Once, Twice, Three times? Gaano kadalas ang minsan?”
Dindo Fernando: “I don’t know! I’ve lost track!”
Mokong: At di ba sounds family? Let’s see…
Susan: “She stole the presidency not once, but twice!”
GMA: “I don’t know I’ve lost track! Hehehe.”
How about this line of Ms. Nora Aunor to Miguel Rodriguez in the movie “I Can’t Stop Loving You”
Nora: “Ito ang tandaan mo Jeffrey Carbonell, babalik ako sa itaas at pag nasa itaas na ako, duduraan kita!”
E kung ito ang linya sa isip ni GMA na sana ay ipupost niya sa FB o kaya sa twitter kaya lang hindi siya allowed to use any communications gadgets inside detention.
GMA: “Ito ang tandaan mo Leila, babalik ako sa itaas at pag nasa itaas na ako, duduraan kita!”
Leila: “Ganun ba. Bweno bawal ka na ring pumanhik sa bubong. And mabuti na lang hindi kita pinayagang makasakay ng eroplano dahil kung nagkataon baka makadura ka sa ere.”
E sa isang pelikula ni Sharon Cuneta, ito ang batuhan ng linya…
Chanda Romero: Hoy babae, hindi pa tayo tapos!
Sharon Cuneta: Kung saan, kailan, at sa paanong paraan. Magpasabi ka lang, hindi kita uurungan.
Now, imagine GMA telling this to De Lima…
GMA: “Hoy babae, hindi pa tayo tapos!”
De Lima: Kung saan, kailan, at sa paanong paraan. Magpasabi ka lang, hindi kita uurungan.
Mokong: O di ba firmed at consistent pa rin si DOJ Sec.
In the original Maricel Soriano to Snooky Serna heated scene in “Inagaw Mo Ang Lahat Sa Akin”
“Ikaw ang matalino! Ikaw ang maganda! Ikaw ang mahal ng itay! Malandi! Haliparot! Inagaw mo ang lahat sa akin! Lahaaaatt!!”
Kung ito ang mensahe ni SC Chief Justice Corona kay PNoy na ipapadeliver niya kay SC spokesperson Marquez? Pwede…
“Ikaw ang matalino! Ikaw ang maganda! Ikaw ang mahal ng itay! Malandi! Haliparot! Inagaw mo ang lahat sa akin! Lahaaaatt!!”
Pero kung si GMA ang magmemensahe nito, her spokesperson would deliver it more effective and convincing. D ba?
Naimagine ko rin na during ng arrest ni GMA ay katulad ng mga linyang ito ang banatan…
In the movie Butch Belgica:
Villain 1: (sumisigaw sa baba) ” Bumaba ka dito Butch! Papatayin kita hayup ka! “
Butch: (kumakain sa 2nd floor) – ” Sandali lang! Kumakain pa ko! “
Katulad ng linya ni Maricel Soriano to Eddie Gutierez in “Ikaw Pa Lang Ang Minahal”
“Sa puso nanggagaling ang pagpapatawad, wala akong puso, nagmana ako sayo.”
Paano kaya kung GMA to FPJ in “Ikaw pala ang nahalal”
GMA: “I am sorry.”
FPJ: “Sa puso nanggagaling ang pagpapatawad, wala akong puso, nagmana ako sayo. And nakalimutan mo na ba, I’m dead.”
In a FPJ movie “Sa yo ang tondo, kanya ang cavite” he goes…
“Kung sa Cavite hinde ka nagsisimba. Sa Tondo, Pasisimba kitang may bulak sa ilong..” –
FPJ: “Kung sa Cavite hinde ka nagsisimba. Sa Veterans, Pasisimba kitang may bulak sa ilong..”
GMA: “Ganun ba. Buti na lang bawal ako kahit sa chapel. Hehehe!”
In a Lorna Tolentino and Alice Dixson movie “Nagbabagang Luha”
Alice: “Mamamatay ako, Ate, pag kinuha mo sa akin si Alex!”
Lorna: “Ipalilibing kita.”
Alice: “Ate, please!”
Lorna: “Nung inagaw mo sa ’kin si… muntik na rin akong mamatay. Puwes, ikaw naman ngayon ang mamatay!”
Paano kaya kung Erap and GMA movie ito? “Nagbabagang Muta”
GMA: “Mamamatay ako, Kuya, pag kinuha nila sa akin ang aking Freedom!”
ERAP: “Ipalilibing kita.”
GMA: “Kuya, please!”
ERAP: “Nung inagaw mo sa ’kin ang aking freedom… muntik na rin akong mamatay. Puwes, ikaw naman ngayon ang mamatay!”
Finally in a Rico Yan and Claudine Baretto movie “GOT TO BELIEVE”
RICO: “I NEVER REALLY BELIEVED IN FOREVER BUT I THINK I FOUND FOREVER WITH YOU.”
GMA: “I NEVER REALLY BELIEVED IN FOREVER BUT I THINK I FOUND FOREVER WITH YOU.” Addressing this to her detention.
- Erap’s Logic (rojan88.wordpress.com)
- nArDHanG pHoTeK (airamasiul.wordpress.com)
- “AYOKO KAY PNOY, PANOT SIYA!” – Francine Prieto (aliwanavenue.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] Let’s define KANINA and UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN
Sa tagal na ako ay nakabalik heto ang naging salubong sa kin ng isang ka-mokang natin…
Mokong: Kamusta… kanina ka pa?
Mokang: Kanina… Let’s define kanina!
Mokang: Kanina damo lang siya, ngayon puno na! Kanina naka-crew cut ako, ngayon pangshampoo commercial na. At higit sa lahat… BATA PA KO KANINA!!!
Ganito rin daw ang nangyari kay dating pangulong GMA. Nang matapos niyang maka-settle sa nilipatang silid sa Veterans Hospital, ito daw ang eksena…
Mike: Kamusta, kanina ka pa?
GMA: Kanina… lets define kanina! Kanina nasa St. Luke’s lang ako, ngayon wala na! kanina nakaalis na sana ako ng bansa, kung di dahil sa De Limang yan! At higit sa lahat DATING PRESIDENTE PA AKO KANINA, NGAYON DETAINEE NA!
Mokong 2: UP? Ano ko elevator? Pindut dito Up siya, pindut dito down siya… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo pindutin ako? Mahirap maging Up pag marami kang work. Siksikan sa MRT. Mataray ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria. Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman. At higit sa lahat, LAGING NAGSESELOS ANG GF KO SA EX KO…
Ang nangyari daw nang minsang nagkasalubong si PNoy at miyembro ng PALEA.
PNoy: Doods What’s UP?
PALEA: UP? Ano ko eroplano? Tanggal dito Up si Lucio Tan, Tanggal doon down ang manggagawa… Up down up down. Ano bang gusto mo tanggalin kaming lahat? Mahirap maging Up pag wala ka nang work. Mataas ang singil sa MRT. Si Lucio Tan ang boss ko. Lagi akong nauubusan ng pambili ng pitsi-pitsi sa cafeteria. Lagi akong kinakapkapan ng security guard kahit yung iba hindi naman dahil PALEA member ako. At higit sa lahat, WALA NA KAMING PAMPASKO DAHIL SA KAWALANG PAKIALAM MO!
Hanggang ditto na lang muna, hanggang sa uulitin. Siya nga pala inaanyayahan naming kayong suportahan ang HRonlinePH.com sa pamamagitan ng pagboto sa 2011 WikiPinoy of the year. Pls follow this link http://www.thepoc.net
- Confrontation (julieannescudero.wordpress.com)
- sEcRet no. OnE: cReAtE yoUr FaTe (airamasiul.wordpress.com)
- Piolo Pascual, Maglaladlad Na Sa Dbuzz Ngayong Linggo? (aliwanavenue.wordpress.com)
- on proud dads and budding poets (ylbnoel.wordpress.com)
- This is the hardest part (xandersky.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] and the winner is… Madam Pick-up lines!
Ano pa nga ba, e talbog ang PNoy banat sa explosive na pick-up at taray lines ni Senator Miriam Santiago sa isang forum tungkol sa RH Bill sa University of the Philippines. Pinatunayan nanaman ni Madam na newsmaker talaga siya. What comes out from her mouth will surely land sa headlines.
Pati nga ang forum on RH Bill na dapat sanang lead paragraph ng mga balita ay naging side event na lang. Hahaha! 🙂
“Sana cardiologist ka na lang, para ikaw ang mag-aalaga sa puso ko.”
“Hindi ko alam ang katapusan ng universe, pero alam ko ang simula: U N I.”
“When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”
“Maglaro tayo ng kahit ano, huwag lang taguan. Kasi someone like you is hard to find.”
Ang tindi ng hits ng video uploaded sa Youtube na umabot na sa hundred thousands. Even the news articles online ay shared and recommended sa FB at twitter in a very tremendous number of times. She indeed never failed to amuse the public.
Tinanong natin ang ilan sa mga nakapanood ng kanyang celebrated at patok sa takilyang pick-up lines at eto ang reaksiyong nasagap ng ating mokong survey:
“Ang galling-galing blockbuster talaga! Uulit-ulitin mong panoorin!”
“Kilig ako sa kanya! Ang ganda-ganda ni Miriam! Sana ako din!”
“I love you Miriam! We want more!”
“Best comedian! Pinagsamang Aiai at Eugene!”
“Astig! She rocks!”
“Tabon na tabon ang RH Bill!”
Para sa inyo alin ang mas patok na banat?
PNoy: “May nagtanong ho kasi sa akin e—sabi niya, ‘Kumusta lovelife mo?’ Kaya ang sabi ko po sa kanya, ‘A, parang Coca-Cola.’ So sabi ngayon ng tao, ‘Hindi ko yata maintindihan.’ Kako, ‘Coca-Cola, ‘nung araw regular, naging light, ngayon zero,”
Miriam: “When someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”
Shamcey: “If I would have to change my religious beliefs, I would not marry the person that I love. Because the first person that I love is God, who created me. I have my faith and my principles, and this is what makes me who I am. If the person loves me, he’ll love my God too.”
Hindi rin pinalagpas ni Madam ang pagbuga ng lawayistic misiles maging sa pagkapanalo ni Miss. Universe 3rd runner up Shamcey Supsup, “I’m going to file a protest if possible… if there’s a legal remedy I don’t think that it might be taken as lacking in sportsmanship,” Santiago told reporters in an interview. “…I’m better as a senator than as a beauty consultant…I lied.” dagdag pa ni Madam dahil sa hindi daw tumama ang hula niya.
Mokong: akala ko better as Madam pick-up lines:)
Napagalaman natin sa Mokongleaks na edited daw pala ang nasabing statement. It supposed to go like this, “I’m going to file a protest if possible… if there’s a legal remedy I don’t think that it might be taken as lacking in sportsmanship, I am better as Senator than President, nadadaya kasi ako palagi sa eleksiyon.”
Gayundin naman at humabol din si Pangalawang Pangulong Binay, ayon pa sa kanya…
“Her representation of the beauty of the Filipino people in the pageant adds to our national pride, and her victory serves to solidify our status as a beautiful country rich in natural resources, and populated by hospitable, beautiful and intelligent people,” he said.
“Are you referring to me?” Miriam asked, “kasi someone told me ‘Ang ganda mo.’ I told her, ‘Sana ikaw rin.”
Mokong: hindi po madam,the vice president was referring to our mountains rich in natural resources and minerals, kaya ipamimina ng pamahalaan.
Last September 16, 2011 ay inalala ang 20th year anniversary of the Termination of RP-US Bases treaty, kaya naman tinanong natin ang mga nagsipagdalo kung ano ang usong pick-up lines 20 years ago.
Una sa mga nagpadala ng kanyang sagot ay ang superstar na si Nora Aunor, “My brother is not a pig!” the superstar said in a statement.
Pero most of the participants remembered the pick-up line, “Imperialismo Ibagsak!”
Indeed matindi pala talaga ang underlying current sa competition sa pagbubulalas ng pinaka-magaling na pick-up lines.
Pero ayon sa mga Mokong experts the Boy pick-up awards goes to the undefeated former President Gloria Arroyo’s pick-up line “Hello Garci!” and “I am sorry…”
Mokong lang po!:)
- And the Boy pick-up award goes to… (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
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- 244.365 : are you telling me this is a sign (migzmigzmigz.wordpress.com)
- Pseudo Relationship. So LAME! (graceabonillo.net)
- The Mokong Banat: kamusta love life mo? (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- Something’s Wrong Ft. Rigelm (socyberty.com)
[Isyung HR] MokongLeaks, kukuro-coke-crocs
The Mokong survey
Have you seen the AD, nakisakay na rin ang Pepsi sa mokong na banat ni PNoy? Regarding his love life that he compared to Coke Zero.
Pepsi released a FULL PAGE print ad with the tagline “Lovelife? Go from zero to MAX”
Bilang pagpapatuloy ng ating katuwaan, we went to the street, the mall, churches, beaches and gimmick places, and asked an almost the same question to ordinary people. We converted the mokong banat into a mokong survey and here are their responses…
We approached Ligaya, the main character in Rosanna Roces starrer film in the 90s “Ligaya ang itawag mo sa akin” and we asked her. “Kamusta lovelife Ligaya?” she answered with grace “Eto magang-maga.”
It was such a mokong banat Ligaya! Hahaha!
As we continue our kamokongan. We went to a group of jeepney drivers and asked them, “Kamusta po ang lovelife?” they answered, “Dati basta driver sweet lover, naging barya lang sa umaga, ngayon barya na lang araw-araw.”
Hindi pa nagkasya namataan namin ang isang pormadong binata. We found out that he is working as a mechanic in Philippine Airlines. We asked him, “Kamusta naman ang lovelife?” He answered, “Dati regular, naging contractual na, ngayon ma-si-zero pa.”
Narinig pala ng isang passersby ang aming usapan. He introduced himself as a resident of an Urban Poor. He told us that he wanted to share his answer to us. “Ok kamusta lovelife mo?” he answered, “Dati squatter, naging illegal settler, ngayon homeless na. maiisip pa ba naming ang lovelife?”
We decided to proceed with our Mokong survey to the senate and we asked one senator, “Sir kamusta po ang lovelife?” he looked at us annoyed and he answered, “Huwag niyo akong pangunahan!”
Napikon yata namin kaya naman we decided to go to the lower house instead. We chanced upon a young congress woman, we asked, “kamusta po ang lovelife?” she answered, “Huwag niyong dalhin dito ang pagiging brat niyo!”
More Mokong survey to come…
Stressed and irritated croc looms in the diplomatic community – MokongLeaks
It was reported in major dailies that “Lolong” the 20 foot long croc captured in Agusan del Sur last Saturday has not been eating due to stress and irritation.
“Sino ba naman ang makakakain sa ayos kong ito?” Lolong lamented.
Mokongs believed that they have been serving Lolong the wrong food. A mokong expert said in a statement that crocs like Lolong are fond of Pork placed in a barrel, but the handler of lolong refused to feed him pork to avoid allegations of special treatment.
Kasalukuyan din pong nakaalerto ang mga otoridad dahil sa ulat na may partner si Lolong at napag-alamang maaring kasinglaki rin niya ito.
It was also presumed that the lady crocodile is now looking for her husband and will attack anytime.
The stressed and irritated Mrs. Croc allegedly manifested itself in an event about human rights in Quezon City. MokongLeaks believe that this might be the lady croc that we have been worried about.
“I am irritated on that girl’s point,” the irritated croc pointed her finger to one of the participants of that workshop.
The question that annoyed this croc was, “if there’s a space for the recommendations of the Civil Society Organizations to be put forward?”
This MokongLeak information is about an ironic attitude that this croc supposedly from our diplomatic community showed the CSO participants of a workshop consultation that was held few days ago in Quezon City. The workshop was intended to facilitate and collate CSO’s recommendations to a human rights body, siya po ang rep ng ating bansa dito.
“That’s the reason I’m there. If you don’t trust me, you jump in!” the irritated croc even reacted at the top her lungs with violent sign language. She did it in her very stressed diplomatic manners.
One of the participants asked, “ganyan ba ang diplomatic?” thinking if she acts the same when dealing with other countries’ reps.
Another participant answered, “sa CSO lang siya ganyan.”
Yes according sa nasagap nating mga reports, the croc has always been like this. She always sounded like scolding the CSOs in engagements like this.
Natural lang daw talaga siyang ganyan. Sa mga CSOs. Ano bully?
“She sounded very defensive, to the point of taking the remarks against the reporter of the workshop group, nawala sa wisyo niya na report ito ng grupo kaya hindi dapat niya kainisan ang reporter,” another participant commented.
It appears that she interpreted that the remarks delivered by the CSO representative was intended to attack her.
“Hindi masamang magkamali, pero dahil mayabang siya, at madalas siyang at the top her lungs kung magreak sa mga CSOs, we can’t help but to notice her weaknesses,” another participant commented when in one point of the program, the honorable croc asked the organizer sa tabi niya while reading her notes on all the reports of the groups, “What is LGBT?” reinforcing her point na kaya siya nasa posisyon ay dahil karapatdapat siya. Hahaha!
After the honorable croc delivered her reactions to all the reports, again at the top of her lungs and with all the violent gestures, the open forum started. One of the participants asked three good questions and the honorable croc replied, this time gently, “Thank you very much Ms _____ for your very relevant questions. Let me start with the last one, will you kindly repeat the question again. What was your question?”
See… the reason why she’s there, if we don’t trust her, we jump in!
Another participant of the workshop asked, “what is the process if we want to submit letters and recommendations to the human rights body?”
The honorable croc answered, “You should send it to me. I am good at negotiations. Because there is no clear protocol. Padala niyo sa kin, pag-aralan ko If I can. Don’t give documents I cannot carry all that. Ayaw ko nang paulit-ulit nabubwiset ako.”
Tama nga naman, sa dami ng mga organizations, kung magpapasa lahat ay baka mahirapan siya madala ang mga documents at macharge pa ng ‘excess baggage’ sa airport.
In her closing statement she delivered again at the top of her lungs, “I am on both sides, I advocate human rights and I represent the state!!!!! It’s not an easy job.”
Can we jump in now?
Ang tanong ng bayan… Will she be the Mrs. Croc that we have been looking for?
Just kidding! Mokong lang po, Hahahaha!
- [Isyung HR] Can Pinoys compare HRVs to Coke Zero too? (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- The Mokong Banat: kamusta love life mo? (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- Can PiNoys compare HRVs to Coke? (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- Stressed and irritated croc looms in the diplomatic community – MokongLeaks (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- MokongLeaks expose truth on 20 foot long crocs (mokongperspective.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Torture me not! (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Truth hurts… therefore hurt shall set us free! (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Ligo na you, wangwang na me. (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
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[In the news] Power rate increases to hit women the hardest, group says – www.sunstar.com.ph
Power rate increases to hit women the hardest, group says
By Jonathan de Santos
POWER RATE hike applications pending at the Energy Regulatory Commission (ERC) will hit women the hardest if they are approved, a debt watchdog group warned Tuesday.
The Freedom from Debt Coalition (FDC) Women’s Committee picketed the ERC office in Pasig City Tuesday to urge the regulatory body to turn down petitions from the Power Sector Assets and Liabilities Management Corp. (Paslm) and the National Power Corp. (Napocor) to raise rates by around P0.40 per killowat-hour (kwh) to cover debt payments and contract costs.
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Judy Ann Chan-Miranda of the FDC Women’s Committee said the ERC should shoot down the “anti-women” and “anti-poor” proposed rate increases.
“High power rates mean women taking on even more work to pay for electricity and have something left for other essentials. It means cutting the budget for food, medicines and healthcare, the education of children. It means having little choice but borrow from loan sharks to avoid disconnection,” she said in a press statement.
Read full article @ www.sunstar.com.ph
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[Isyung HR] Can Pinoys compare HRVs to Coke Zero too?
Today’s Isyung HR was inspired by mokong na banat ng ating pangulo. The irony here was that ayaw daw niyang mapag-usapan ang kanyang lovelife and invoking his right to privacy when the media were asking pero siya pa ang nagpapatawa gamit ito.
After PNoy disclosed during his speech before the Filipino Community in Beijing that he was asked about his most sought after lovelife…
“May nagtanong ho kasi sa akin e—sabi niya, ‘Kumusta lovelife mo?’ Kaya ang sabi ko po sa kanya, ‘A, parang Coca-Cola.’ So sabi ngayon ng tao, ‘Hindi ko yata maintindihan.’ Kako, ‘Coca-Cola, ‘nung araw regular, naging light, ngayon zero,” PNoy.
we received some unsolicited answers from other ka-Mokongs on the same question. And it goes…
“Ang lovelife ko parang beer,” as another former president said, “noong araw lights, naging pale, ngayon superdry.” Parang pabagsak ang ibig ipahiwatig.
The pagalingan ng “banat” hit us like storm, more former presidents also sent their own versions, “Ang lovelife ko parang damit, noon RTW, naging eloys, ngayon ukay-ukay na,” ibig ba sabihin 2nd hand?
May mga sumingit pang mga presidentiables din naman.
“Ang lovelife ko parang DVD, may original at may pirated,”
“Ang lovelife ko parang pelikula, ang iba Rated PG, may rated R, madalas for adults only,”
“Ang lovelife ko parang lumalaki, dating small, naging medium, ngayon large na siya,” a tumaba, napabayaan ang sarili.
“Ang lovelife ko parang wine, the older the better.” mahilig sa mas matanda.
Ikaw kamusta lovelife mo? want to join the circus pls click here.
Sana someday when asked “Kamusta human rights violations sa inyo?” Pinoys would say “parang Coca-Cola. Nung araw regular, naging light, ngayon ZERO.”
- [Isyung HR] Torture me not! (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Ligo na you, wangwang na me. (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Isyung HR] Truth hurts… therefore hurt shall set us free! (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] Ligo na you, wangwang na me.
by Mokong Republic
For the sake of our new readers. Ang Isyung HR po ay inilalabas ng HRonlinePH tuwing Linggo. Layunin nitong gawing magaan ang mga isyung bumabatbat sa karapatang pantao.
On August 30, the international human rights community will be commemorating the International Day of the Disappeared (IDD). There will be activities in honor of all the victims of enforced disappearance. Ang Coalition Against Enforced Disappearance led by FIND and AFAD ay may “I Have RAGED” na isang mala-Fun run na ang ibig sabihin ng RAGED ay Run Against Enforced Disappearance. Everyone is invited JOIN na!
Ayon po sa isang source natin ay may pa-event din po ang security forces under the OPLAN BAYANIHAN in secret. Pero dahil sa wikileaks ay nabisto po ang mga kamokongang ito. Ang nasabing event ay mga palaro tulad ng taguan pung forever, ejk and poy, mataya-taya patay at agawan base.
Dahil sa pinagbawal ni PNoy ang paggamit ng wangwang pinapayo ng mga bituin na gumawa ng mga signs ang MMDA upang swertihin sila. Tulad ng “Bawal magwangwang, nakakamatay,” at “one wang.” Iwanan na lamang ang isyu ng paninigarilyo at mga billboards, sasablay. Huwag magpakabihasa sa income generation, hindi niyo trabaho ‘yan.
Para kay Lacierda, payo ng mga bituin, iwasan ang pagiging spoiled brat upang hindi magmaktol si Midas Marquez. Sige ka lagot ka pag umiyak ‘yan.
May nag-aabang na gantimpala sa pagsasakripisyo ni Iggy Arroyo para sa kapatid na si Mike Arroyo. Sasalo ka ng swerte dahil sa palagiang pagsalo sa ibinibintang kay Mike Arroyo. Isa kang dakilang kapatid… Ano ba’t pasasaan at makakamtan mo din ang matagal nang hinahangad, ang makulong para sa mahal na kapatid.
Maswerte si Neric Acosta at appointed siya sa isang susing pusisyon sa malakanyang adviser for environment. Sisikat kang lalo. Payo ng mga bituin, mag-ingat lang at baka ka sumikat dahil sa pagiging desusi para sa kalikasan.
Wala sa priority bills ni PNoy ang compensation para sa mga biktima ng human rights violations ng Martial Law. Payo ng mga bituin, mag-ingat sa mga sinasabi sa SONA na hindi kayang pangatawanan.
Upang maipasa ang nilalobby na batas laban sa sapilitang pangwawawala, pinapayuhan ng mga bituin ang mga human rights defenders na baguhin ang titulo nito. Gawin na itong “Batas laban sa sapilitang pangwawangwang.”
Gayundin ang pagtutulak na magkabatas para sa proteksiyon natin laban sa EJK. Baguhin ng kaunti ang titulo ng proposed bill, gawin itong anti-Extra WangWang Killings Act. Siguradong pasok ‘yan.
Ang Poleteismo ni Mideo Cruz ay tinuligsa, ang payo ng mga bituin ipagpatuloy lang niya ‘yan dahil effective siya. Ika nga ng mga bituin, You cannot please everybody but not everybody can make the Catholic Church react this way. And not everybody belongs to the Catholic Church.
Payo ng mga bituin “Ang hindi lumingon sa pinanggalingan ay may stiffed neck” Pero ang payo ng mga bituin kay GMA, magpahinga ka na kasi, tama na sobra na.
- Mga Right to Food activist mag-ha-hunger strike. Panawagan kay PNoy: huwag niyo kaming gutumin!
- Nueva Viscaya hindi natakot sa Bagyong Mina. Ayon pa sa kanila… “Sanay na kami, matagal na kaming binabagyo ng malawakang pagmimina.”
- Ara Mina nagreklamo sa PAGASA, black propaganda raw na ipangalan sa kanya ang bagyo.
- Gng. Arroyo, mainam na ang kalagayan. Mamamayan nagbanta ng riot dahil sa balita.
- Smoke free campaign ng MMDA tinuligsa. Mga naninigarilyo nagbantang mag-smoke hunger strike.
Now showing in mokong theaters only
- Ligo na you, wangwang na me
- Ang wangwang sa septic tank
- Patayin sa wangwang si Remington
- Rise of the planet of the wangwang
- Cowboys and wangwangs
[Isyung HR] Truth hurts… therefore hurt shall set us free!
PNoy’s priority bills
PNoy presented his 13 priority measures before the members of Congress during the second Legislative-Executive Development Advisory Council (LEDAC) meeting last week.
One of the measures Aquino wanted to be prioritized by Congress is the highly-debated Responsible Parenthood (RP) bill.
Mokong: talaga lang a!
PNoy said they made several amendments to the measure and will make it acceptable to all sectors, particularly to the Church.
Mokang: E ang mga sektor ng kababaihan? Paano?
Some of the changes he cited were the provision of setting the ideal size of a family, appropriate age for sex education, and the access to artificial contraception methods.
“We try to remove certain issues that can be contentious. We had at least 10 amendments to the measure,” he said.
He added that they agreed to fund the natural family planning and the values formation should be sensitive to the religious affiliation.
Mokong: In short… resulted to watereddown version. Sensitive to religious affiliation? Will it also be sensitive to women? The spirit of this law has been exorcised by the catholic church… hahahaha!
Aside from the RP bill, one of the measures tackled at the LEDAC was the Human Security Act.
Mokong: No particularization has been announced about HSA. Dapat may intervention ang mga kaibigan natin na progresibo sa malakanyang. Or your presence there will not be relevant to the civil society anymore. O ha!
Mokang: What do the church say about HSA? Will the Catholic church do the same aggressive opposition on the anti-human rights provisions of HSA?
Mokong: ‘Di ba demonic ang HSA sa freedom of belief, freedom of assembly and association, at magdudulot ng arbitrary arrests at detentions. Exorcise!
Mokong: Ano ba ang logic behind at sino kaya ang advisers ng priority legislation ni PNoy?
Mokang: Ikaw na ang KKK…
Mokong: Bakit hindi nasama ang anti-enforced disappearance bill?
Mokang: E hindi kasi niya feel.
Mokong: kamo wala sa radar ang human rights. Quoted from toooooooooooot in malakanyang. Hahaha!
Mokang: e yung FOI nga wala rin.
Mokong: EWAN Ko ba sa mga alyado sa palasyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OBSTACLE sa pagsasabatas ng Anti-Enforced Disappearance Act
The Lower house Committee on human rights and justice approved to adopt the 14th congress’ committee report on the Anti-Enforced Disappearance Bill. Fast track na ‘to. Ang humarang mandurukot!
Mokong: the problem is majority ng nasa kongreso ay mandurukot! Hahaha!
Mokang: Ibig sabihin hindi papasa ang bill?
Mokong: Mahiya naman sila sa balat nila!
Mokang: e paano ‘yung mga may contention sa version na hindi sakop ang non-state actors.
Mokong: ang humarang nga e mandurukot!
Mokang: the international convention said:
Both definitions have basically the same essential elements:
•Deprivation of liberty
•Directly or indirectly perpetrated by the State
•Denial of custody and concealment of the fate and whereabouts of the disappeared
•Disappeared placed outside the protection of the law
Edcel Lagman: We opted to adopt the Convention’s definition that limits the commission of enforced disappearance to or with the imprimatur of persons with authority. As we all know, in the United Nations system, the members are States. The commitment to uphold human rights, specifically to protect persons from enforced disappearance comes from State Parties to international instruments (not from political organizations some of which may be operating outside the law). Moreover, it is tacitly understood that it is the duty of the State to ensure respect for human rights by its citizens, or to enforce domestic laws that uphold human rights and civil liberties. This means that the State is accountable for its failure to protect its citizens from lawless elements that violate the citizens’ rights and/or deprive them of liberty. Hence, the criminalization of kidnapping, abduction, illegal detention, and other forms of deprivation of liberty.
Mokong: ang hindi makaunawa… confused! Hahaha!
Mokang: pag napasa ang anti-enforce disappearance law na may state actors, sila ang ilagay na oversight committee. Subukan nila pumunta sa mga kampo ng rebelde para imonitor at pasunurin sila sa batas. hahahaha!
Poleteismo ni Mideo Cruz
What is so obscene with Mideo Cruz’s “Poleteismo”?
Answer: the penis.
Should Mideo Cruz use condom the next time he exhibits his art.
Interruption: condom is also obscene and anti-christ.
Then ask Abu Sayaf to cut penises. Will the Church react on this?
Answer: Some will… hehehehe!
Why was “Poleteismo” a disrespect to Christian beliefs?
Answer: because Mideo lang ang Cruz sa xhibit.
Therefore we need more Cruzs sa exhibit!
Lesson of the day… Truth will set us free… Truth hurts therefore things that hurt will set us free! Hahahaha!
- [Isyung HR] Torture me not! (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Statement] Joint statement of AFAD and FIND: Freedom to all Political Prisoners, Justice to all Desaparecidos (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Statement] Joint Statement of AFAD and FIND On the President Aquino’s 2nd State of the Nation Address 25 July 2011 (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Statement] Statement of the Families of Victims of Involuntary Disappearance (FIND) on the 17th Anniversary of the Unveiling of the Flame of Courage Monument (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Blogger] Demanding for Justice – Carpe Diem (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Event] The National Training on ASEAN Human Rights Mechanism (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [in the news] Legal experts say Mideo Cruz, CCP did not violate law – www.mb.com.ph (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- P-Noy’s “matuwid na daan” is for the few (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Announcement] AFAD JOB OPENING (Short Term Project Assistant for August 16 – December 15, 2011) (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
- [Press Release] PNoy miserably failed. Life for workers and the poor gone worse – CTUHR (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] Back-backan ng mga I’m sorry at I’m Back
Namissed nanaman nating lumabas nitong nakaraang Linggo. I am sorry. Hahaha!
We are bound to discuss the most popular sorrys of the century. Ibig ko sabihin mga “sorrys” na binitawan para sa mahal kong bayang Pilipinas.
Anong “Human Rights” sa mga isyung ito?
Well… Naibulalas ang mga salitang ito ng mga tauhan ng Gobyerno dahil sa pag-alipusta, pagpapabaya o kakulangan nila sa ating mga karapatan.
Will “sorry” be enough? kayo po ang humusga.
Simulan po natin sa pinakasikat na
“I am Sorry” ni GMA. Naaalala mo pa ba?
“… let me tell you how I personally feel. I recognize that making any such call was a lapse in judgment. I am sorry no. I also regret taking so long to speak before you on this matter no. I take full responsibility for my actions and to you and to all those good citizens who may have had their faith shaken by these events no. I want to assure you that I have redoubled my efforts to serve the nation and earn your trust no.
Nagagambala ako no. Maliwanag na may kakulangan sa wastong pagpapasya ang nangyaring pagtawag sa telepono no. Pinagsisisihan ko ito nang lubos no. Pinananagutan ko nang lubusan ang aking ginawa, at humihingi ako ng tawad sa inyo no, sa lahat ng mga butihing mamamayan na nabawasan ng tiwala dahil sa mga pangyayaring ito no. Ibig kong tiyakin sa inyo na lalo pa akong magsisikap upang maglingkod sa bayan at matamo inyong tiwala no.”
Former President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo.
Mokong: O ha! May soft spot naman pala e… Kaya namang mag-sorry.
Mokang: ano ka ba hindi mo ba napansin palagi siyang may NO sa dulo ng statement. Ibig sabihin “No…It’s not true.”
Mokong: Ganun ba. Lesson learned… a person with a spine to say sorry is a person of courage but insincere na sorry will cause you infection in the spinal column.
Mokang: e etong pumatak sa ating no.2 spot na “I’m sorry.”
We’re sorry Madam Susan…
Si police Sr. Supt. Rafael Santiago na umamin sa naganap na Ballot switching sa Batasang Pambansa noong January 2005 upang masiguro ang pagkapanalo ni GMA over FPJ. Nag-sorry sa bayan at kay Gng. Susan Roces.
Mokang: Kailangan sincere ka sa sorry mo, remember you are now a pain in the neck of those involved.
“Whistleblower Senior Supt. Rafael Santiago, Jr. yesterday dropped another bomb against former Philippine National Police chief now Zambales Governor Hermogenes Ebdane, Jr., saying the former PNP head raked in millions of pesos from illegal mining and jueteng.
Santiago, who earlier admitted that he and his men switched election returns at the House of Representatives to ensure the victory of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo in 2004, claimed that Ebdane and National Capital Regional Police Office Director Alan Purisima were partners in illegal mining activities in Zambales. He said Ebdane used only “trusted men” in illegal mining operations in his province.
In a text message sent to reporters, Santiago claimed that Purisima also knew of Ebdane’s plan to rig the presidential elections in 2004.
“Purisima and I were really close to Ebdane. He took care of us,” Santiago said.
“When Ebdane was chief of the Philippine National Police in 2004, Purisima was his most trusted man in Police Anti Crime Emergency Response (Pacer) and National Anti-Kidnapping Task Force (NAKTAF),” he added.
Sorry Llamas from GARCI
“Garcillano said Malacanang officials led by Presidential Adviser on Political Affairs Ronald Llamas sent several emissaries and text messages to convince him to retract his testimony during a Senate investigation that Arroyo won in the 2004 elections.”
Sabi pa ni Llamas, si Garci ay makakatulong ng malaki sa paglalantad ng malawakang dayaan ng 2004 elections.
Ayon pa kay Llamas ay nakatanggap siya ng mga “surrender feelers” mula sa kampo ni Garcillano na pinasinungalingan naman ng huli.
“I did not send any feelers to Malacanang. Why should I surrender? I have nothing more to say,” Garcillano said.
Mokong: kasi naman feelers-feelers pa e he’s just a phonecall away. “Hello Garci…”
Sorry GARCI – from Malacanang
Ayon sa bali-balita. Nagsimula nang halukayin ng Malakanyang ang mga assets ni GARCI na diumanoy nakulimbat niya simula pa noong 2005 nang siya ay nasa COMELEC pa.
“Secretary Ronald Llamas, President Aquino’s adviser on political affairs, said the government had been discretely looking into the assets amassed by Garcillano since the cheating scandal burst into the open six years ago with the release of the “Hello, Garci” tape on supposed conversations between Arroyo and Garcillano.
Llamas said in a text message that based on what the government had found out, Garcillano had acquired houses and lots in Subic in Zambales, Cagayan de Oro City, Quezon City and “Cotabato.”
Garcillano also supposedly acquired several farms in Bukidnon, where he held a press conference the other day.
Llamas did not say who were the specific sources of his information on Garcillano’s supposed acquisitions.
He asked how Garcillano could have built up his wealth despite his having no job in recent years.
Mokong: Hello GARCI… are you with us?
Isa pang Sorry… “Sorry sa kabayo at nahuli ang damo.”
Very sorry ang Malakanyang after malamang patay na ang kauna-unahang pinagbigyan ni PNoy ng executive clemency.
Maaalalang ipinagmalaki pa ito ni PNoy pero napag-alamang namatay na pala ang presong si Mariano Umbrero bago malagdaan ang kanyang pardon.
Namatay si Umbrero noong July 15 habang pinirmahan ang clemency noong July 19 o apat na araw makaraang pumanaw.
Si Tatay Umbrero ay ang 63-anyos na political prisoner sa New Bilibid Prisons (NBP) na dinapuan ng stage 4 cancer.
Ayon pa kay Deputy Presidential Spokesperson Abigail Valte, walang nag-abiso sa Office of the President na namatay na pala si Umbrero.
Ayon kay Valte, nakikiramay sila at umaasa na lamang na kahit papaano ay maibsan ang pagdadalamhati ng pamilya Umbrero sa executive clemency na nahuli ng dating.
Magiging leksyon na lamang ito para magkaroon ng maayos na coordination at maiwasang maulit ang kontrobersya.
“We were not informed of the death of Mr. Umbrero,” ani Valte.
Mokong: alam na ng lahat! Kayo lang ang hindi. Hindi niyo kasi kami pinapansin. Pero ang mga feelers pansin-na-pansin niyo e mali-mali naman pala. Hahahaha!
Pero tatalunin ang lahat ng sorrys ng “I am Back!” ni Mike Arroyo.
Ungentle na wika ni First gentleman sa kanyang mga kritiko, “I’m back.”
Sagot ng malakanyang, “Watch list sa immigration.” ok your back and you will never leave the country anymore. Hahaha!
“Sa kaniyang arrival speech sa Ninoy Aquino International Airport, hayagang inakusahan ni Arroyo ang kasalukuyang administrasyon na umano’y nasa likod ng mga tinaguriang whistleblowers para idawit ang mga Arroyo sa mga patong-patong na mga anomalya.
Kabilang sa binanggit ng unang ginoo ang mga pahayag nina dating Autonomous Region in Muslim Mindanao (ARMM) Gov. Zaldy Ampatuan na nag-uugnay sa kaniya sa nangyaring dayaan sa halalan at negosyanteng si Archibald Po, na nagdadawit naman sa kaniya sa maanomalyang bentahang ng helicopters sa Philippine National Police.
Muli ring ipinaliwanag ni Ginoong Arroyo na ang kaniyang pagtungo sa Hong Kong kamakailan ay matagal ng naka-schedule at wala umanong katotohanan ang mga espekulasyon na balak nitong tumakas.
“This administration is hell bent to make our lives miserable, by resorting to trial by publicity. That we are conveniently subjected to bad publicity… To my detractors, I’m back,” ayon kay Arroyo.
Mokong: Ayan na siya… taraaaan… he’s back at huwag niyo siyang tirahin sa back.
Mokang: Hahahaha! Back-backan ba ‘to?
Mokong: O abangan pa ang mga susunod na kabanata ng mga I’m sorry at I’m back.
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- [In the news] Church sues Gloria Macapagal Arroyo on slays – INQUIRER.net (hronlineph.wordpress.com)
[Isyung HR] ang mga SANA sa SONA ni PNoy
Mahigit isang Linggo nang nagluluksa ang Kamokongan republic sa pagkamatay ni Tatay Umbrero. Higit sa lahat pinagluluksa natin ang kawalan ng pusod atay at balunbalunan ng pamahalaang ito para sa karapatang pantao.
Wika ng isang kaibigan sa malakanyang na hindi natin papangalanan, (O ha… may kaibigan pala tayo sa malakanyang, ‘yun lang hindi niya alam pag nalaman niya i-uunfriend nya ako.) “Wala sa radar ni PNyoy ang karapatang pantao.”
WHAAAAT! Shet na malagkit! Ang nakakagulat ay may radar pala siya? Hahahaha. O i-uunfriend na talaga ako.
Pero hindi kayang pigilin ng pagluluksang ito sa paghahasik ng kamokongan ang inyong lingkod. Kaya naman tinipon natin ang ilan sa mga “SANA” ng iba’t-ibang grupo para sa “SONA” ni PNoy.
TFDP: P-Noy’s lack of an explicit policy on human rights, against torture and human rights violations, in particular, may be considered as the weakest link. This can be interpreted that P-Noy is either not in control or that human rights is not really part of his agenda.
How can P-Noy raise awareness among his ranks when he seems to be busy only with issues that will hit the headlines? Or could it be that it is P-Noy who needs human rights education?”
PNYOY: Are you insulting me?
MOKONG: Hinde! Hindi nga?!
TFDP: These cases (Human rights violations) prove that the “paradigm shift” that the officers of the Armed Forces of the Philippines (AFP) has been proclaiming still has a long way to go. The government must prove its sincerity and gain the people’s confidence.
PNYOY: No comments. Wala sa radar ko ‘yan.
PIENP: as far as the PNP is concern bawal ang torture sa amo pati sa military especially we have the Anti-Torture Law.
MOKONG: Ows.. Hinde nga?!
TFDP: We welcome the challenge posed by Police Superintendent Antonio Rivera and Philippine Army 10th Infantry Division Chief Major General Jorge V. Segovia on the issue of torture.
It is unfortunate, however, that this recognition from the police and the military is far from what is actually being practiced among their ranks.
The video that came out last year of how a robbery suspect was allegedly being tortured by Sr. Inspector Joselito Binayug now comes to mind.”
AYEFPI: Ayaw mong tumigil e. i-oorder of battle kita!
AMNESTY INTERNATIONAL PHILIPPINES: Respect and protection of human rights is at the very foundation of Aquino’s promise of ‘transformational change’. This change will not happen unless he repairs expanding cracks in his administration. Again, Amnesty International calls on President Aquino to establish a Presidential Accountability Commission to ensure justice for political killings, enforced disappearances and torture.
If Aquino is serious about combating abuse of power, he needs to make sure that the perpetrators of atrocious human rights violations are made accountable. Moreover, impunity for human rights abuses compromises the integrity of the military and the police and ultimately, his government.
If you buy a house with a leaking roof, and it’s still leaking a year later, you can’t keep blaming the previous owner. President Aquino needs to start taking responsibility in tackling serious human abuses instead of constantly blaming the Arroyo administration.
PNYOY: Unli ka te?
REHAS: The call to free all alleged political offenders and political prisoners is a legitimate demand, not merely a tactical call, but must be a continuous fight because there will always be political prisoners as long as the system is not change.
PNYOY: E alam mo naman palang continuous e. ‘Pag pinalaya ko e di hindi na.
POLITICAL PRISONERS: Ang mahusay na pagtugon at pag-aksyon ni De Lima hinggil sa special treatment ay pinupuri natin. Ngunit ang aming ipinagtataka ay kung bakit hindi pinapansin ng kalihim ng DOJ ang aming matagal nang apela ng paglaya na nuon pa mang siya ay CHR chairperson pa lang ay personal naming ipinaabot sa kanya ng kami ay makipagdayalogo sa kanya. Dahil ba hindi sensational ang aming isyu?
SEC. DILEMA: That is very unprofessional. Let’s make sure that there are people from media to cover this. If there will be none, No comment ako diyan, I will not stoop down to that level. Sikat ako no. Busy pa ko sa paghabol kay Hubert Webb.
POLITICAL PRISONERS: Ang pag-aayunong ito ay aming ilulunsad dahil sa kawalan ng sinserong pagtugon o atensiyon ng administrasyong Aquino sa mga isyu ng karapatang pantao. Bahagi din ng pag-aayunong ito ang panawagan para sa pagpapalaya sa lahat ng tulad naming bilanggong pulitikal na walang tinatanging organisasyong pinagmulan.
PNYOY: Fasting? That will help lessen the food consumption in jails, I thank you for that.
PAHRA: P-Noy failed to make human rights a priority on its agenda and governance, had P-Noy incorporated and implemented human rights principles as basis for governance and for the country’s development plan, P-Noy’s administration for the year would have kept on the ‘matuwid na daan’.
PNYOY: That’s why I said nothing about it. Don’t put words into my mouth.
TFDP: The death of Mariano Umbrero, 63, cancer-stricken political prisoner who was detained and died inside the New Bilibid Prison (NBP) hospital, shows the incapacity and failure of the P-Noy administration to do a compassionate and humanitarian act.
MAG: This situation only reflects that last administration’s poor human rights performance still persists and this only serve to throw the spotlight on P-Noy’s ‘matuwid na daan’ is only impressive on paper but extremely poor in the respect, protection and fulfillment of human rights.
NASSA: it is disappointing to note that the Cojuangcos have managed to evade agrarian reform for more than five decades, even as the legitimate beneficiaries of the land continue to live in grinding, abject poverty.
PNYOY: I have washed my hands before I ate and I will wash my hands once more.
CTUHR: We urge the Aquino administration this coming SONA to advise the Congress to pass the bill that will provide a P125 across the board wage hike to the Filipino workers. This is very much needed by workers all over the country especially because wage hikes have become very difficult to pass with the regional wage boards.
PM: After one year of PNoy, there is no new program to generate jobs, no new guideline to increase workers wages and no change in the no-union policy in the ecozones. PNoy has given the go signal for contractualization at Philippine Airlines. He has praised Hanjin’s investments but has been silent on the deaths and injuries of workers at the shipyard-cum-graveyard. PNoy has continued with sacrificing labor rights at the ecozones to attract foreign capital.
Ipinapaabot ng mga manggagawa kay PNoy, ang gusto ng kanyang mga boss ay bagong landas di lang tuwid na daan. In his SONA, PNoy will highlight his administration’s accomplishments in stamping corruption but poverty will not be solved by good governance alone. Poverty can only be eradicated by reforms in the economic and social arena that attacks the iniquitous distribution of wealth in the country.
PNYOY: I will consult my KKK first. KKK gang well what can you say?
EU AMBASSADOR TO THE PHILIPPINES GUY LEDOUX: I think convictions should be made to convince the public the government is genuinely committed in ending this culture of impunity.
SEC. DILEMA: During Aquino’s first year as president, five of the around 10 EJK cases are already undergoing trial, and that suspects of three of the five remaining cases have been identified.
“The handling of cases has been much speedier now than before,”
HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH: none of the 10 cases of EJKs and enforced disappearances under the Aquino administration has been resolved since Aquino took office in July last year.
SEC. DILEMA: I m disputing that, in so far as it says that no one has been arrested and no one has been prosecuted. We’re waiting for conviction because precisely, these are still under trial. Resolution of similar cases usually takes one to two years.
PIENPI CHIEF BACALZOW: the country’s police force is undergoing a “transformation” program to make cops more aware of human rights.
We have made a lot of positive strides toward this problem. We are more aware of the procedures and other police protocols. We have also conducted a lot of dialogue with the community.
PNYOY: Sorry my KKK are taking their time to advice me on that matters. Let Secretary DILEMA do the answering.
MOKONG: Ang mga nagging sagot ni PNoy ay pawang kamokongan lamang dahil hanggat hindi siya sumasagot sa mga “SANA” para sa kanayang “SONA” ay kung anu-anong interpretasyon ang lalaganap. Yes silence means yes but in this case silence means PNoy’s having no plans for human rights. Baka nga kelangan ng HR education?
Ano Mr. President, ano ang National Human Rights Program mo?
PNYOY: Sorry my radar is not working properly… dudotduutotoooooooooooooooooot (Static)