[Isyung HR] MokongLeaks, kukuro-coke-crocs

The Mokong survey

Have you seen the AD, nakisakay na rin ang Pepsi sa mokong na banat ni PNoy? Regarding his love life that he compared to Coke Zero.

Pepsi released a FULL PAGE print ad with the tagline “Lovelife? Go from zero to MAX”

Bilang pagpapatuloy ng ating katuwaan, we went to the street, the mall, churches, beaches and gimmick places, and asked an almost the same question to ordinary people. We converted the mokong banat into a mokong survey and here are their responses…

We approached Ligaya, the main character in Rosanna Roces starrer film in the 90s “Ligaya ang itawag mo sa akin” and we asked her. “Kamusta lovelife Ligaya?” she answered with grace “Eto magang-maga.”

It was such a mokong banat Ligaya! Hahaha!

As we continue our kamokongan.  We went to a group of jeepney drivers and asked them, “Kamusta po ang lovelife?” they answered, “Dati basta driver sweet lover, naging barya lang sa umaga, ngayon barya na lang araw-araw.”

Hindi pa nagkasya namataan namin ang isang pormadong binata.  We found out that he is working as a mechanic in Philippine Airlines. We asked him, “Kamusta naman ang lovelife?” He answered, “Dati regular, naging contractual na, ngayon ma-si-zero pa.”

Narinig pala ng isang passersby ang aming usapan.  He introduced himself as a resident of an Urban Poor. He told us that he wanted to share his answer to us. “Ok kamusta lovelife mo?” he answered, “Dati squatter, naging illegal settler, ngayon homeless na. maiisip pa ba naming ang lovelife?”

We decided to proceed with our Mokong survey to the senate and we asked one senator, “Sir kamusta po ang lovelife?” he looked at us annoyed and he answered, “Huwag niyo akong pangunahan!”

Napikon yata namin kaya naman we decided to go to the lower house instead.  We chanced upon a young congress woman, we asked, “kamusta po ang lovelife?” she answered, “Huwag niyong dalhin dito ang pagiging brat niyo!”

More Mokong survey to come…

Stressed and irritated croc looms in the diplomatic community – MokongLeaks  

It was reported in major dailies that “Lolong” the 20 foot long croc captured in Agusan del Sur last Saturday has not been eating due to stress and irritation.

“Sino ba naman ang makakakain sa ayos kong ito?” Lolong lamented.

Mokongs believed that they have been serving Lolong the wrong food.  A mokong expert said in a statement that crocs like Lolong are fond of Pork placed in a barrel, but the handler of lolong refused to feed him pork to avoid allegations of special treatment.

Kasalukuyan din pong nakaalerto ang mga otoridad dahil sa ulat na may partner si Lolong at napag-alamang maaring kasinglaki rin niya ito.

It was also presumed that the lady crocodile is now looking for her husband and will attack anytime.

The stressed and irritated Mrs. Croc allegedly manifested itself in an event about human rights in Quezon City.  MokongLeaks believe that this might be the lady croc that we have been worried about.

“I am irritated on that girl’s point,” the irritated croc pointed her finger to one of the participants of that workshop.

The question that annoyed this croc was, “if there’s a space for the recommendations of the Civil Society Organizations to be put forward?”

This MokongLeak information is about an ironic attitude that this croc supposedly from our diplomatic community showed the CSO participants of a workshop consultation that was held few days ago in Quezon City.  The workshop was intended to facilitate and collate CSO’s recommendations to a human rights body, siya po ang rep ng ating bansa dito.

“That’s the reason I’m there. If you don’t trust me, you jump in!”  the irritated croc even reacted at the top her lungs with violent sign language.  She did it in her very stressed diplomatic manners.

One of the participants asked, “ganyan ba ang diplomatic?” thinking if she acts the same when dealing with other countries’ reps.

Another participant answered, “sa CSO lang siya ganyan.”

Yes according sa nasagap nating mga reports, the croc has always been like this.  She always sounded like scolding the CSOs in engagements like this.

Natural lang daw talaga siyang ganyan. Sa mga CSOs. Ano bully?

“She sounded very defensive, to the point of taking the remarks against the reporter of the workshop group, nawala sa wisyo niya na report ito ng grupo kaya hindi dapat niya kainisan ang reporter,” another participant commented.

It appears that she interpreted that the remarks delivered by the CSO representative was intended to attack her.

“Hindi masamang magkamali, pero dahil mayabang siya, at madalas siyang at the top her lungs kung magreak sa mga CSOs, we can’t help but to notice her weaknesses,” another participant commented when in one point of the program, the honorable croc asked the organizer sa tabi niya while reading her notes on all the reports of the groups, “What is LGBT?” reinforcing her point na kaya siya nasa posisyon ay dahil karapatdapat siya. Hahaha!

After the honorable croc delivered her reactions to all the reports, again at the top of her lungs and with all the violent gestures, the open forum started.  One of the participants asked three good questions and the honorable croc replied, this time gently, “Thank you very much Ms _____ for your very relevant questions.  Let me start with the last one, will you kindly repeat the question again. What was your question?”

See… the reason why she’s there, if we don’t trust her, we jump in!

Another participant of the workshop asked, “what is the process if we want to submit letters and recommendations to the human rights body?”

The honorable croc answered, “You should send it to me.  I am good at negotiations. Because there is no clear protocol. Padala niyo sa kin, pag-aralan ko If I can. Don’t give documents I cannot carry all that. Ayaw ko nang paulit-ulit nabubwiset ako.”

Tama nga naman, sa dami ng mga organizations, kung magpapasa lahat ay baka mahirapan siya madala ang mga documents at macharge pa ng ‘excess baggage’ sa airport.

In her closing statement she delivered again at the top of her lungs, “I am on both sides, I advocate human rights and I represent the state!!!!! It’s not an easy job.”

Can we jump in now?

Ang tanong ng bayan… Will she be the Mrs. Croc that we have been looking for?

Just kidding! Mokong lang po, Hahahaha!

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