[Isyung HR] Para kang Impeachment…Baket? Baket? Nakakainit ka kasi ng ulo!
Isyung HR: Para kang Impeachment…Baket? Baket? Nakakainit ka kasi ng ulo!
Missed ko na ang mga pick-up lines ni Madam. Palagi na lang kasing pang hypertension ang eksena niya these past few days. It seems that it’s less fun to have impeachment in the Philippines especially with prosecutors that we have. Hmp!
We can’t blame them to take the impeachment seriously, it’s their job anyway, and it’s supposed to be for the people, for the country (saying this while hands on the chest) pero for mokongs mukhang the impeachment trial only exposes how vast ang kamokongan nilang lahat. Hahaha!
Imagine Senator Meriam uses her pick-up lines to our on spotlight prosecutors and defense teams.
Sen Meriam: Prosecutor ka ba? (Addressing to head prosecutor Tupaz)
Tupaz: Yes your honor baket baket?
Sen Meriam: Hindi halata a.
[The senator judges would cheer.] wooohhh!
Sen Meriam: Sana macho dancer ka na lang
Tupaz: Baket baket
Sen Meriam: Para hindi sayang pag-iinit ng dugo ko sa inyo!
[The senator judges remain quiet except for somebody from the audience. Guess who?] woowoot.
Sen Meriam: What the F_ck is wrong with you? Sinubukan ka ba i-abort ng nanay mo? Bakit nagkaganyan takbo ng utak mo?
Sen Meriam: “Kapag nagkabentahan ng utak, malaki ang kikitain mo sa utak mo”
Sen Meriam: “oo,kasi hindi mo man lang nagagamit eh,bagong bago pa rin”
Sen Meriam: (to Sen Lapid) Para kang nanggaling sa giyera?
Sen Lapid: Baket?
Sen Meriam: Duguan ka kasi… Nose bleed!
Isang Governor sa isang probinsiya sa Mindanao ang nagpower trip. Using all his available resources and might to implicate a human rights defender to a bombing incident. Madami pang mga katulad ng HRD na ito ang naglalakas ng loob to defend the people against sa mga trapo at aabusadong violators of human rights.
Ganyan daw madalas, kapag hindi mahuli ang tunay na may sala, ang mga HRDs na open sa pagtuligsa sa pamamalakad ang ididiin.
According to a press statement issued by the DOT “The Tawi-Tawi incident is considered unfortunate and could have been avoided had the visitors taken necessary precautions many European tourists usually take in heed of these advisories.” O sisihin ba naman ang mga turista.
A mokong proposed that DOT slogan be changed into “It’s more fun in the Philippines except in areas where kidnappers operate.” Kahit mahaba atleast tourists are warned. Hahaha!
Lovelife of PNoy again hits the headline like Ondoy and Impeachment. A mokong friend commented it’s like seeing aswang daw during elections. Pampalamig daw ng ulo. Pampakalma ng hysteria. Effective! Hahaha!
Pag tinanong mo na daw ngayon si PNoy “How’s your lovelife?” PNoy would answer “Wow, maganda and It’s more fun now.”
Mokong of the world unite! Occupy their brains!