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[Isyung HR] State of the Mokong Address

State of the Mokong Address Babala: ang inyong mababasa ay pawang mga opinyon lamang, kathang isip at katuwaan. Ang mapikon… Mokong nga e. Maraming salamat po. Maupo ho tayong lahat. Senate President Juan Ponce Enrile; Speaker Feliciano Belmonte; Bise Presidente Jejomar Binay; mga dating Pangulong Fidel Valdez Ramos at Joseph Ejercito Estrada; ang ating mga…

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[Isyung HR] Noynoying or not?

[Isyung HR] Noynoying or not? by Mokong Activist group AnakBayan introduced another way to protest in town, ‘Noynoying’. Nung una, binalewala lang ito ng Malakanyang at sinabing propaganda lang at hindi dapat pinapansin. Bandang huli narealized ng Malakanyang na doing nothing about it is an act of ‘noynoying’ itself. Hahaha! Don’t just stand there, do…

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[Isyung HR] GrrrrrrrrEEEEEED!

by Mokong Perspective  Kung Hei Fat Choy! Happy Chinese New Year! Yes, I will join the band wagon of happy Chinese new year celebration greetings. Greetings lang naman can’t afford to join the buying of lucky charms and feng sui items for the celebration. Hehehe! And also, just can’t ignore the most talked about year…

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[Isyung HR] It’s funnier for Mokongs in the Philippines

It’s funnier for Mokongs in the Philippines The Mokong Perspective  On the positive side, after the DOT released their “It’s more fun in the Philippines” campaign, It has effectively moved a good number of our netizens into action.  My fb friends on one side started having fun in participating by posting their contribution to promote…

[Isyung HR] The mokong year that was 2011

by Mokong The Mokong Perspective Let’s stop for a while, look back and listen mokongly to the stories of 2011 and we’ll see na maraming kamokongan took place that made our light moments satisfactorily, exemplary, extra ordinary and funny. I picked some of them based on my mokong  judgement. Here they are in no particular…

[Isyung HR] Mga Mokong banat and pick-up lines 2011

  Usong uso ang pamatay na pick-up lines nitong 2011.  Kaya naman sumubok ang ilang mga Mokong at Mokang to draft their own bilang pamaskong handog…eto ang Mokong banat and pick-up lines, one more time… Mokang: (to Palparan) Lakwatsero ka ba? Palparan: Bakit? Kasi hanggang sa panaginip mo nakakarating ako. Mokang: Hindi. Hindi ka kasi…

[Isyung HR] Metro Mokong Film Festival

by Mokong Napuna lang ng mokong kong isip, pwede pala talagang magsama ang showbiz at pulitika. The world of politics is indeed a stage. Try mo to… Illegal logging, sinisi ni Sec Paje ng DENR sa flashflood sa CDO. Paano kung tanungin siya ng mga biktima nang ganito… Biktima: “Once, Twice, Three times? Gaano kadalas…

[Isyung HR] Let’s define KANINA and UP-DOWN-UP-DOWN

Sa tagal na ako ay nakabalik heto ang naging salubong sa kin ng isang ka-mokang natin… Mokong: Kamusta… kanina ka pa? Mokang: Kanina… Let’s define kanina! Mokong: Parang pamilyar… Mokang: Kanina damo lang siya, ngayon puno na! Kanina naka-crew cut ako, ngayon pangshampoo commercial na. At higit sa lahat… BATA PA KO KANINA!!! Ganito rin…

[Isyung HR] MokongLeaks, kukuro-coke-crocs

The Mokong survey Have you seen the AD, nakisakay na rin ang Pepsi sa mokong na banat ni PNoy? Regarding his love life that he compared to Coke Zero. Pepsi released a FULL PAGE print ad with the tagline “Lovelife? Go from zero to MAX” Bilang pagpapatuloy ng ating katuwaan, we went to the street,…

[Isyung HR] Can Pinoys compare HRVs to Coke Zero too?

Today’s Isyung HR was inspired by mokong na banat ng ating pangulo. The irony here was that ayaw daw niyang mapag-usapan ang kanyang lovelife and invoking his right to privacy when the media were asking pero siya pa ang nagpapatawa gamit ito. After PNoy disclosed during his speech before the Filipino Community in Beijing that…

[Isyung HR] Ligo na you, wangwang na me.

by Mokong Republic For the sake of our new readers.  Ang Isyung HR po ay inilalabas ng HRonlinePH tuwing Linggo.  Layunin nitong gawing magaan ang mga isyung bumabatbat sa karapatang pantao.   Announcement: On August 30, the international human rights community will be commemorating the International Day of the Disappeared (IDD). There will be activities…

[Isyung HR] Truth hurts… therefore hurt shall set us free!

PNoy’s priority bills PNoy presented his 13 priority measures before the members of Congress during the second Legislative-Executive Development Advisory Council (LEDAC) meeting last week. One of the measures Aquino wanted to be prioritized by Congress is the highly-debated Responsible Parenthood (RP) bill. Mokong: talaga lang a! PNoy said they made several amendments to the…

[Isyung HR] Back-backan ng mga I’m sorry at I’m Back

Namissed nanaman nating lumabas nitong nakaraang Linggo.  I am sorry. Hahaha! We are bound to discuss the most popular sorrys of the century. Ibig ko sabihin mga “sorrys” na binitawan para sa mahal kong bayang Pilipinas. Anong “Human Rights” sa mga isyung ito? Well… Naibulalas ang mga salitang ito ng mga tauhan ng Gobyerno dahil…

[Isyung HR] ang mga SANA sa SONA ni PNoy

Mahigit isang Linggo nang nagluluksa ang Kamokongan republic sa pagkamatay ni Tatay Umbrero.  Higit sa lahat pinagluluksa natin ang kawalan ng pusod atay at balunbalunan ng pamahalaang ito para sa karapatang pantao. Wika ng isang kaibigan sa malakanyang na hindi natin papangalanan, (O ha… may kaibigan pala tayo sa malakanyang, ‘yun lang hindi niya alam…